are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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