If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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