thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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