how can u be prego again
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
We have so much sex to catch up on
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
Randomize
