do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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