If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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