I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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