I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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