should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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