Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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