No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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