They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
so much tequila, so little girl.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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