It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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