i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
Randomize
