Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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