UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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