i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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