the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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