my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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