I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Less talking, more tequila
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
