Soap is not a condiment
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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