Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
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