You smell like stripper and shame
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
