Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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