Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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