a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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