Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
