That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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