We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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