She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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