can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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