spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
now i know why i became what i already was.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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