ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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