Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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