I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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