I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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