butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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