...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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