Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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