So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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