stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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