dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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