if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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