haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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