turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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