Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
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