Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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