I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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