Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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