Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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