At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
you had me at cake vodka
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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