Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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